
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Soap-dodger with a clipboard on the street:
"Have you got a minute for education/the blind/the homeless/cancer/whatever?"
Me: "Fuck Off."
It's a delightful quip and does the job every time.
( , Fri 30 Apr 2004, 13:46, Reply)
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