Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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bitchy girlsI've never actually said this but...
There's a girl in work who for some unknown reason a) seems to hate a lot of people (mostly girls) and b) is very arrogant for someone, who is over 6 foot tall and built like a prize heffer with a face to match!
She regularly makes snide comments to people, like the one she made to me a little while ago when she said
"oh have you had your hair cut? It looks......(long silence) different"
to which I nearly (but sadly didn't) replied:
"oh, well thanks. You look the same as you always do.....like a tub of lard......with 50% extra free..."
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 14:30, Reply)
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