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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Not necessarily a comeback to an insult...
While out with a flaming mate at the local gay bar, someone came over and asked could he buy my mate a drink.

At which point my mate turns to me and says "I'm sorry, what's that? Hell? It's frozen over?! Sure you can buy me a drink!".

Poor guy. I did bowl over laughing though...
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 14:44, Reply)

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