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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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not so much verbal, but still hysterical at the time!
We once had a friend who was a compulsive liar, and it is no exagerration that every word from her mouth was a lie! Anyways one day we all decided to take a trip up london and all day she was going on about this 'fantastic good looking' man she was now going out with (but we couldnt meet him, oh no). We all pretty much ignored it so she finally decided to prove it.

We were walking along and noticed she had lagged behind. We stopped, looked round and she is chatting away on the phone to this supposed boyfriend (we didn't hear her mobile go off). So we were patient...stood there...when my best mate claire started fumbling in her bag. Next thing we know the girls mobile has gone off WHILE SHE WAS STILL TALKING INTO IT!!!!!!! Claire had rung it!!!!

Liar said 'Oh you cut him off...'
Claire said 'Sorry...'

And that was the last we heard about it!

YAY!

Sorry for length. Complaints will be dealt with in a first come first served order.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 14:47, Reply)

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