Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Shabbyshop fizz-faced cunt!When I was at Uni, I worked the summer holidays in the Habitat store in Edinburgh. I turned up for work a few minutes late one Monday morning and found the store closed (for staff training - apparently). A woman was standing outside the front doors with a face like fizz. I asked her' "Isn't the shop open?" She replied, "If it was open, I'd be in there, wouldn't I, Moron!". She then noticed my Habitat staff badge, showing from under my coat, and asked, "Isn't there a staff entrance you can use?". My reply, of course, was, "If there was, I'd be in there, wouldn't I, Moron!". When we eventually got in, half an hour later, she reported me to the manager and I got a verbal warning. Cunt!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 15:44, Reply)
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