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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Old Student House
A regular visitor at a friend of mines house, the lack of radiators induced frostbite and all other maladies.

The living room in particuar could keep ice sculptures in pristeen condition, especially when the door to the kitchen was left open.

One evening, a group of us had gathered round and after getting a nice cup of tea I had neglected to close the door to the kitchen.

Greeted by a chorus of "Where you born in a barn?" from my mates, I casually looked looked up and said "No, I was born in a house with central Heating!"
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 16:53, Reply)

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