Best Comebacks
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Someone once made a wise crack at me so I replied "Have you ever been raped by a clown?" They of course replied "no, why?". This then gave me the chance to say "Because you wouldn't know funny if it got up and fucked you." Now, I'm sure I can't take credit for this wonderful put down but I can't for the life of me remember where I heard and none of my friends do. So if any one knows please let me know. =)
( , Fri 30 Apr 2004, 17:14, Reply)
Someone once made a wise crack at me so I replied "Have you ever been raped by a clown?" They of course replied "no, why?". This then gave me the chance to say "Because you wouldn't know funny if it got up and fucked you." Now, I'm sure I can't take credit for this wonderful put down but I can't for the life of me remember where I heard and none of my friends do. So if any one knows please let me know. =)
( , Fri 30 Apr 2004, 17:14, Reply)
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