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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Best one I ever managed....
At school. One kid in the class had to arrange some sort of meeting with the teacher and is talking quietly with him at the front of the class.

As he walks back, the teacher calls after him
"What was it your parents wanted, John?"

To which I loudly interuppted with

"a girl."

Still super proud of that one.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 17:47, Reply)

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