Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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An angry street preacheronce pointed at me as I walked past, he was in mid flow, and practically screamed at me-
"And you Sir! You're not going to inherit the earth!"
I replied, "Well I'll speak to my Solicitor."
My mates and some other passers by wet themselves.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 18:30, Reply)
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