Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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My Dad(not a retort in itself, btw) Anyhoo, my pa once told me of a conversation at his place of work which went like this:
Fireman 1 (oh yeah, my dad's a fireman): I won't be in tomorrow, boss, I'm going to a funeral.
Fireman 2: I'm sorry. Family was it?
Fireman 1: No, a friend.
Fireman 3 (thinking he was funny): I thought you didn't have any friends.
Fireman 1: I don't now.
Apparently it was done without thinking, and really embarrassed fireman 3, but now I type it, it seems apocryphal, really. Forget I mentioned it.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 19:20, Reply)
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