Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Snotty customerLong, long time ago, after getting the strop because I wouldn't break the sealed packaging on a HP calculator so he could read the manual.
bowdie : (as customer makes for the door) "Cheers now"
custie : "Stick it up yer arse son."
Bowdie : (in a flat monotone) "You'd like that, wouldn't you sir?"
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bowdie, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 19:59,
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