Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Im going to burn in hell, really, I think I amIm not the nicest person when it comes to arguing and i have a reputation for being a complete bitch with disregard for all human feelings.
one one fine occasion some twat in my maths class was calling me gay. I am gay, but more to the point, i don't like people screaming it at me. Eventually i got tired of his myriad of 'homo' jokes and told him that he should of been scraped. The room fell into silence. Later i was told his mum had just had to have an abortion.
Another one was when some girl who was going on about how she crashed her car, and i told her that the world would be a better place if she'd have gone through the windscreen.
Im going to hell x
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 20:54, Reply)
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