Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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I was with my brother when he said this....Me and my brother were walking along Sauchiehall Street in Glasgow when one of those annoying student fuckers from "Quarriers" - (A local childrens home charity) tried to stop us with his clipboard to make a donation. This particular lad looked every inch a student and had a ginger mullet and ginger fanny beard. As we walked past he said "Hey guys! Have you got a minute to talk?"
My brother said as always, "No mate, we dont sorry".
Trying to be funny, the ginger tink says "Oh that's a shame, I take it it's me ginger beard?" and stroked it trying to be funny. In a moment of sheer genius my brother said:
"No, it's your ginger mullet you cunt".
We just walked away while I tried to stop the piss running down my leg.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 20:55, Reply)
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