Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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I was called by a colleaguethe conversation went thus
Colleague
"Can you see why this customers delivery has not arrived"
Me
"I'm sorry, but the system is down, you'll have to ask them to call back"
Colleague
"well can you not guess?"
Me
"Not really"
Colleague (getting stroppy)
"Well what do you expect me to tell them?"
Me
"Tell them my Psychic Module has failed because the crystal ball plug-in is not working!"
colleague
"..... click"
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 20:58, Reply)
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