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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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To a colleague who's just discovered the joys of statistical analysis
and seeks to use his new toy at every opportunity:

"43% of statistics are generated using completely arbritary figures you know."

He looked pensive, and I thought he'd got the joke. Didn't stop him quoting it as verbatim fact at a direct reports meeting tho.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 21:02, Reply)

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