Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Oh yeah... old one from heavy drinking daysIn a dodgy pub in Darkest Darlington I used to fritter my fortnightly giro on a night of Dionysian excess. Being there to get bladdered rather than to socialise I (apparently) had a somewhat enigmatic persona.
So this one night, Saint Giro had lain her heavenly touch on my finances. After spending about ten quid on a fortnight's grub I went to consummately piss the rest away. Cue some young, fresh-faced, still-in-sixth-form plastic goth bint who tried to make conversation.
It was when I was told "You'd be quite nice if you didn't drink so much" that it got really irritating. The reply?
"Well, you'd look be pretty nice if you had plastic surgery".
Blew out a potential shag but I got bought drinks on the strength of that for *weeks* after. And isn't that the most important thing?
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 21:19, Reply)
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