
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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and insisted on sitting at the front row... despite the fact that they're all complete and utter chavs.
Jimmy Carr - "The hair gel crew are here tonight I see" *runs hand over their heads, making a "schlluuuuurrrrrp" sound.
To a particularly camp friend - "Look, I'm socially gay - I can tell when a woman has changed her hair, and compliment her on her shoes. But that does not mean I want your cock up my arse".
Friend - "I've seen you on Channel 4!". JC - "Really? Thanks for clearing that up! I thought their transmitters might be broken or something".
Shazia Mirza, the Muslim comedienne, shortly after September 11 - "Hello, I'm Shazia Mirza... at least, that's what it says on my pilot's license".
My mates saw her at the Comedy Club, and being a racist cnut, one of them started staring at her evilly.
SM - "Don't worry... I'm not going to blow myself up"
( , Fri 30 Apr 2004, 21:20, Reply)
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