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Some old people on b3ta are yakkin' about how cassette tapes are so rad-LOL
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:27, 5 replies)

Cassette Tapes?
we used iron wire in my day.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:29, closed)

Iron wire?
We used skin flakes from dead Christian babies. And we thought we were lucky.
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:25, closed)

Skin flakes from dead christian babies?
We had to tongue the rings of pertrified tree stumps while being chased by dinosaurs.

And we were grateful.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:40, closed)

Tongue the rings of petrified tree stumps whilst being chased by dinosaurs?
Luxury! We had to finger the back of a bipolar sabre-toothed tiger's throat, whilst trying to avoid the aftershocks of the big bang. And this was before fingers had even been invented.

But would the kids of today believe that? Would they hell.
(wonderbrawl was pronounced dead on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 23:01, closed)

I like tongues.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 8:43, closed)