He must have left a fair bit of blood at the scene
is it too much to hope that they might catch him through his DNA?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:36, 1 reply)

It's possible.
If he ever gets pulled up on any other crime, and he will, then they'll be able to link him to this one.
But only if they a) keep the sample b) bother to check the records and c) actually prosecute him for the other crime.

So far of the miscrenats who've burgled my house(four times), stolen my bike(twice), emptied paint tins into my pond to kill the fish, smashed my car windows, taped fireworks to my car windscreen, and scrawled their frankly shitty tags on my workshop wall (within 15 mins of the bricklayers putting away their tools) the police have caught one 17 yearold scrote, and him only because they had a dog team handy.

They don't like to run you see, running really foxes them.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:03, closed)

Jesus, that awful!
Do you live in a crime ridden area, or are you just unlucky?
(Burt Burt, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:18, closed)

Not normally too bad
I live on the edge of an estate where, until two very active families were arrested en-masse, preschool children were routinely taught by their peers that stealing wasn't illegal until you were 18...

Which delightfully resulted in me apprehending two 6 yearolds standing on a box so they could reach to lever the ignition lock off my bike.
The conversation whent thusly:

Me: "Oi, what the fuck do you think you're doing you little scrotes"
Scrote1: "We're stealing this bike mister..."
Me: (blinks in perplexity)
Scrote2: "It's Ok. We've got our own screwdriver!" (exhibits stolen screwdriver)
Me: "YArrrag (insert various wookie and caveman noises)"
Scrotes: "Wahh! We're gonna tell our mam!" (fx of running away)

Police: "We've had a complaint that you've been threatening the children who break into your garage to steal things. Don't do it or we'll lock you up for being a hamtoucher."
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:42, closed)

Holy shitting crap!
Whenever I have doubts about moving to Canada, along comes someone to remind me why it's the best idea ever.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 2:26, closed)