If you roll it up really tightly you might be able to fit it down the phone line

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:54, 1 reply)

Silly!
Just put it in the DVD drawer.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:59, closed)

Or you could just scan it and email it to them

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:27, closed)

No that's illegal and the machines won't do it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:45, closed)

Fr srs?

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:33, closed)

Dunno about cheques but cash has tech to stop copying
If you look closely at banknotes you'll see apparently random groups of yellow dots on them. (On a tenner, to the left of the Queen's head, in the otherwise fairly clear bit)
These tell colour photocopiers (and possibly scanners but not sure) that you're trying to copy cash and to not let you.

See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 22:34, closed)

I've sometimes considered getting a t-shirt made with this pattern on
See what it gums up...
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:22, closed)

...

In the USA, it's the latest in check deposit technology at many banks. The Americans tend to be a bit unconcerned with account security though (perfectly legal to lend someone your credit card)
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:20, closed)