I for one would like to see this 'membre virilis'.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 5:55, 1 reply)

It's currently...
... on loan to the Large Hardon Collider project (aka "The Black Hole Machine of Doom") and they're using it to hit bits of lead atoms at each other. Apparently, having a foreskin helps in this endeavour.
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 6:50, closed)

You are Doc (or rather Prof) Cox
AICMFP
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:24, closed)

Doc, but not prof.
I work for a living.

Sometimes.

And not Cox, Cocks or Hands-on Socks.
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:27, closed)