You're right
It never happened. I also didn't say it happened either; merely that I can find stuff quicker. I think you may have missed the point slightly.

To be honest I'd have expected a brasserie-soaking broker-fingerer like yourself to be more of a fan of the Filofax.
( Scrumper, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:58, 1 reply)

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Heh. I would never have anything like that, I'm a fuckwit, I'd have lost in in 2 days.

I am misunderstnding your original post then. Looks like you're describing someone tap tap tapping on their phone.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:01, closed)

No no
The tap tap happened, but only in a friendly, bored-at-work, idle challenge to demonstrate the superior speed of paper-based random date retrieval over computerised diaries.

The bit that didn't happen (the bit you made up) was all the nonsense about people getting 'pwned', and being desperate and bitter about it. I mean we're all adults, not kids on a bus.

Aaaanyway, I really am explaining far too much here!
( Scrumper, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:26, closed)

yeah
annoying when some idiot starts reimaging something you did.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:30, closed)