Banking
When I have to pay a cheque in, I write a letter to my bank and ask them nicely to pay it on. When I have to check my balance, I go to a cash machine.

I don't use telephone or internet banking. Dunno why, just don't really see the need to use it.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:43, 6 replies)

I used to be like that as I was afraid of the interwebs.
Turns out being able to sort out everything on a Saturday morning while sitting in bed in your pants without having to interact with any of the prolitariat is actually jolly nice.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:48, closed)

^^ this
and internet banking should be marketed as misanthropic banking.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:34, closed)

No no - you know what people are like - they'd think that was a bad thing.
Something along the lines of "Make A Vagabond's day that little bit less hateful" or something.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:19, closed)

this should be filed under 'cutting off your nose to spite your face'

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:44, closed)

Why? I have money, I don't ever need to do any banking at 3am or pantless.
I don't object to interacting with members of the public from time to time. Plus it's an excuse to wander into town and buy a coffee and feed the pigeons.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 15:17, closed)

Clearly the town you live in is nice.
I can't go out on a Saturday without getting all stabby very quickly.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 15:56, closed)