BirthdaysMy best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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For my 10th birthdaymy mum made me a cake in the shape of an arse.
For my 17th she made me one like a roadkill hedgehog to celebrate the fact that I was old enough to drive.
For my 18th she got one of her friends to make me a cake that looked like a pie.
I love my mummy.
(Fennbot, that was your zero-th birthday, not your first, you silly bottom. Unless your mum has some incestuous-neonatophilia fetish.)
(Waddo you silly bottom, it's not strange or spooky. There are millions of people's birthdays every fucking day.)
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Bob Todd whee, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 12:00,
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