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My best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.

My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.

What extremes of birthdays have you had?

(, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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My best birthday was this year... it got me a divorce.
My wife had problems, she'd get pissed and embrass herself by being very drunk. It was my birthday and I chose to go out with some friends and people from work, then I was supposed to phone her later and she and her brother would come out and meet me for drinks. I didn't bother as I didn't want my birthday spoiled by her drunken antics, so I stayed out with my mates, who dragged me along to see an all girl band who used an angle grinder as part of their performance called 'Kunt' (who were very good). I stayed at my mate's house. The wife avoided me and didn't speak to me for a week, and when she did she said she wanted a divorce. I was over the fucking moon, I'd was free of the overbearing, drunken, possessive cow. I was so happy. I'd never been able to bring myself to ask for one... even when I'd found out a month before she'd been cheating on me. I am now one of the happiest people alive.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 15:18, Reply)

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