Birthdays
My best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
( , Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
My best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
( , Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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I don't like birthdays...
On my 19th birthday I got dumped.
On my 20th, I had a massive fall out with a lot of my mates from home, never to speak to them again.
On my 21st, I was the victim of an attempted mugging (I still kicked the shit out of the two of them though).
On my 22nd, I had an accident involving a half-ton railway trolley landing on my hand, crushing it. Whilst I was in hospital my house was broken into.
On my 23rd, my housemate informed me that he'd been shagging this girl who I'd been after for ages (and he knew it).
Yeah, birthdays recently have been utter shit.
( , Fri 9 Dec 2005, 20:32, Reply)
On my 19th birthday I got dumped.
On my 20th, I had a massive fall out with a lot of my mates from home, never to speak to them again.
On my 21st, I was the victim of an attempted mugging (I still kicked the shit out of the two of them though).
On my 22nd, I had an accident involving a half-ton railway trolley landing on my hand, crushing it. Whilst I was in hospital my house was broken into.
On my 23rd, my housemate informed me that he'd been shagging this girl who I'd been after for ages (and he knew it).
Yeah, birthdays recently have been utter shit.
( , Fri 9 Dec 2005, 20:32, Reply)
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