BirthdaysMy best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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All average birthdaysexcept for my 4th one. I was my parents first child and they thought they would do something special for my 4th birthday. I dont remember a whole lot being as young as I was, but I do remember the kids from pre-school were there and one of those little basterds thought he would ride on my tricycle. Normally I probably wouldn't have cared but I had just recieved said tricycle and wanted to ride it at the same moment he did. He ended up reaching it first and decided to start riding it. Well I sure as hell wasn't gonna take that. I pushed that basterd off the tricycle and he hit the floor and started to cry. Then my evil parents came and sent me to my room for being an idiot. So there I was with my big b-day party and I'm in my room cause some cunt thought he could ride my tricycle on my f'n birthday.
(, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 5:39, Reply)
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