Birthdays
My best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
( , Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
My best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
( , Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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Birthday disguise
After celebrating my birthday in fine style at my favourite city pubs on my own which is my preference as I am a dangerous outsider used to living on the fringes of society, I sat in the gutter in Adelaide St pondering my next move. A set of familiar looking headlights approached and pulled up beside me. Gabba Greyhounds please driver I said. Not tonight son came the reply. Bastard Black and White taxi driver was dressed up like a Queensland copper.
( , Sat 10 Dec 2005, 11:48, Reply)
After celebrating my birthday in fine style at my favourite city pubs on my own which is my preference as I am a dangerous outsider used to living on the fringes of society, I sat in the gutter in Adelaide St pondering my next move. A set of familiar looking headlights approached and pulled up beside me. Gabba Greyhounds please driver I said. Not tonight son came the reply. Bastard Black and White taxi driver was dressed up like a Queensland copper.
( , Sat 10 Dec 2005, 11:48, Reply)
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