BirthdaysMy best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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Birthday reminiscing and this is itOne year I fell into Breakfast Creek after overbalancing while throwing rocks at a houseboat. It had been a good night until then as my favourite horse Pocket Battleship had won the Winter Cup at the Albion Park trots. He was tiny and black. It was around this time that I began drinking scotch and dry which resulted in me having fewer blackouts.
Also last year a mature Asian lady I visit for massage with happy ending style scenario offered me full service when I mentioned it was indeed my birthday. She boils bones for her dog though which stink. She is the only person in my adult life to be nice to me on my birthday, aside from a delicious lass I worked with named Helen who covered my desk in streamers and kissed me full on the lips with a promise of more where that was from. Alas it was never to be, Helen for I was already in love, your offers of carnal pleasure were no match for the oral and sensory pleasures Victoria Bitter and Jim Beam offered
(, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 12:30, Reply)
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