BirthdaysMy best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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18thmy birthday isnt until tomorrow but i had my party last night.
djing ur own party - may seem like a stupid idea, but its SO MUCH FUN!
only problem was... enjoying the music and alcohol at the same time causes one to convulse in a manner known as 'headbanging'.
when you are djing at the time, you are liable to have metal objects in front of you (cd players/decks/whatever) and if you're not careful and/or pissed then collisions may occur.
i would not give this warning if it weren't for the inevitable: one did.
hurt like fuck upon collision, skipped the cd so fucked with everyones rhythm and i was standing there holding my head for quite a while, before feeling that my hand was worryingly moist.
turned round to look at my mate, cue response of 'fucking hell' and a quick dash to the toilet to inspect the damage.
one side of my face was absolutely covered in blood and i couldnt help but laugh, which is odd because i hadn't reached the 'PAIN IS NOTHING. I AM IMMORTAL' stage of being wrecked.
so all in all a good laugh was had, but now tomorrow on my real 18th, i have to go into college looking like harry bleedin' potter...
darn tootin...
(or in h. potter style 'oh bother')
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 17:37, Reply)
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