BirthdaysMy best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
(
chthonic, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
« Go Back
PatheticBest Birthday template:
Was with partner/friends/family/other mindless cretins, for birthday, for big night out, had temporary loss of bowel/bladder/other control, due to drink/drugs/other, which was very embarassing, and very humourous. Ran away for being a jackass whilst pissing in my pants.
Worst Birthday template:
Spent birthday, alone | dumped by partner/injured whilst drinking/taking drugs/infidelity, due to never having an original thought in my entire pointless life, as well as being a partially functioning semi-moron dependent on substance abuse for social skills. God I'm a cruel, capricious, selfish, cretin, and my friends/family are worse...but we couldn't help but laugh.
Ho de sodding ho.
(Copy for other b3ta questions)
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 16:04, Reply)
« Go Back