Driving through the American South
I fell asleep in the back of the car, and when I woke up we had stopped at a store in what appeared to be the middle of a semi-tropical jungle. The first task as I struggled to wake up was to fill a jug with water. I asked a man where I might fill up the jug, and he pointed at what looked like a scurvy tap. I asked, "Is that water OK?" He replied "Sure, it's city water.' I looked around at the foliage and said disdainfully "WHAT city?" Instant outrage. Apparently the city in question was just out of sight, around a highway bend. I had insulted his fair city and stomped all over his sensibilities. As is every tourist's responsibility, I think.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:24, 4 replies)

Next time you go driving
Sit in the front.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:31, closed)

And try not to nod off.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:17, closed)

I live in a city in the American South,
and I find the water highly dubious.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:49, closed)

I am sure you tell that to the Cancun waitresses.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:40, closed)