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Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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Had a bizarre conversation with a few technicians at my internship. I guess being computer nerds, this is bound to happen...

I'm listening to a conversation about bacon whilst I'm trying to concentrate on preparing computers to be deployed the next day. So eventually my curiosity gets the better of me and ask why one of the techs had annoyed one of the cafeteria works. So I learned that for religious reasons, he doesn't eat bacon. Cue the ADHD affected Tech who is supposed to supervise me, who says that he has a problem with anyone who doesn't like bacon. So I dead pan that its just as well that I like bacon.

Of course this starts the bizarre conversation that apparently, in spite of the fact that I eat bacon among many things, I must be a vegan. Cue a colorful conversation where I point out that not only do I eat meat on daily basis, I am comfortable to wear clothes that are made from those same animals.

Nope still a fucking vegan...
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 5:25, 6 replies)
Yes, alright, we get it, you're a vegan, shut the fuck up about it, god.

(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 9:21, closed)
I like your pig-trotter shoes.

(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:37, closed)
You smug vegan bastard!

(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:05, closed)
I think you misheard
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 7:07, closed)
Maybe you fart a lot.
Vegans do that. It's probably your farting.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:33, closed)
They probably saw the fact that you're a self-righteous, unwashed shut-in and assumed you were a vegan.

(, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:48, closed)

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