Bizarre leaps of logicAmorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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In the civilised world......ie Europe, we urinate and defecate in a purpose built piece of equipment called a 'toilet'. However, I believe that in the Unified States of US, this word is considered an expletive - hence the use of euphemisms such as 'men's room' or 'rest room' (I've yet to see a bed in one). This may be the root of your confusion about where it is socially acceptable to relieve your bladder.
I think she definitely has the moral highground, as she only has a mildly annoying habit and you need to be kept in a farmyard.
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If sinks weren't made for pissing in,why did god put them at cock height?
Huh? Huh? Answer me that, motherfucker.
At least he isn't shitting* in the sink.
*A fucker to get rid of without the use of discarded Q-tips** to break up the stools into lumps small enough to wash down the plughole).
**Once used for breaking up sink turds, on NO ACCOUNT leave these Q-tips on the floor where they may stick to the soles of feet on the way to*** the morning shower.
***Or worse: From.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:38,
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