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Freddie Woo says: I was a bit friendly with this chap was once on Jeremy Kyle for what he called "brother and sister problems". He was such a family outcast they made him sleep in the shed. Tell us about your family black sheep.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:10)
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There was a court case here in Brighton some years ago
An elderly gentleman was accused of getting his todger out on the top deck of a bus. The judge asked him to explain why he would do this, given that he was previously a law-abiding pillar of society.

He explained that it was the first erection he'd had in 20 years, and didn't want to waste it.

"Fair enough," ruled the judge, and dismissed the case.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:52, 3 replies)

Brighton urban legend land
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:55, closed)
This is not in any way, shape or form true.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:16, closed)
Well I for one believe every word of this.
And I look forward to seeing the news story about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:57, closed)
It wasn't a bus, it was his car.
And the judge was a policeman.

And the old man's ten year old cousin was with him.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:09, closed)
I found this story about a sickening nonce
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paedophile-gets-reduced-jail-term-369691
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:42, closed)
^not being stalky or creepy

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:47, closed)
He luuuuuurves you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:13, closed)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:15, closed)
You're one to talk.
www.newworlds.co.uk/author.php?author_id=10

"The presence of small children always makes me uneasy..."
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 0:45, closed)
Well yeah, most film premières I attend are evening affairs with free booze
that was a hungover Saturday morning in Leicester Square surrounded by broadsheet film critics and their screaming toddlers. Still, I got paid.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:33, closed)
The word is premiere, you tool.
If it were French it would be premier ... première is feminine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:55, closed)
^defensive about getting a colin on around kids^

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:01, closed)
I don't understand what a "colin on" means

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:35, closed)

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