Black sheep of the family II
Freddie Woo says: I was a bit friendly with this chap was once on Jeremy Kyle for what he called "brother and sister problems". He was such a family outcast they made him sleep in the shed. Tell us about your family black sheep.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:10)
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a cousin of mine is a dangerous nutcase
which the family didn't want to accept.
until she dragged her mum down the hall by her hair.
she got sectioned last week, so it's all good.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:45,
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Terrible limerick
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:34,
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i'm just not on form today
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:39,
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A cousin of mine is quite mental,
But her family tried to be gentle,
Until she grabbed my aunt,
By the hair of her cunt;
She's banged up, and they're unsentimental.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:56,
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\o/
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:07,
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the hair of her can't
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:15,
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I'll bet it can!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:21,
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it can, but you wouldn't
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:23,
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Yes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:21,
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Your Mum was sectioned?
Why?
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fatboybubba, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:35,
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Insisting your daughter drags you around by the pubes
isn't considered normal by most mental health professionals.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:30,
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no, no, no
not my mum. she's not insane. then again, she does play an invisible trumpet when she gets a good word on countdown.....
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:25,
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