There was a moaning shitcunt.
People called him a moaning shitcunt.
He said "I can't be a moaning shitcunt because I have a saltwater pool."
So people called him a moaning shitcunt with a saltwater pool.
Then he went mental and got banned.
But you're not allowed to mention that his name was Rob Fairholme or that he's a fat fifty-year-old who repairs PCs like a teenager and lives off his mum's money in Perth, Australia.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:17, 4 replies)

I think this is about as beautiful a summary as I've ever read of anything.

( .Yeti., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:23, closed)

I should totes work for Reader's Digest or sutin.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:25, closed)

Mills & Boon is just words on a page without you.

( .Yeti., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:34, closed)

Ah... I didn't realise it was an episode of the Bob Frostgnome saga.
Everything falls into place.

So... it's not the pool, per se, it's being a dick about it?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:23, closed)

a 44,000 litre saltwater pool, no less!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:29, closed)

Any less and it'd be a birdbath.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:37, closed)

Another example of why replies should be eligible to win.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:51, closed)