IgnoranceI once was in a programming class where the task was "build a calculator". A student did one with buttons 1, 2, 3 all the way up to about 25 and then ran out of space on the screen. We've asked this before but liked it so much we're asking again: What's the best example of ignorance you've encountered?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:30)
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I overheard my boss (A fucking moron of the highest order) having a conversation with a Polish girl at work about whether or not they have post cards in Poland.
Me to my boss "Why wouldn't they have post cards in Poland"
Boss "Well it's a poor country, they don't have post card in poor Country's"
Me " Of course they have post cards in Poland, Name one fucking country that's don't have post cards"
Boss "Africa"
Me "Africa's not a fucking country, but anyway why wouldn't they have post cards in Africa"
Boss "They don't have any shop's"
Me "Of course they've got shops"
Boss "No i've seen it on TV, all they do is sit about covered in flys with nothing to eat. What they should do with a this money that people collect is build them some shops."
So apparently Bob Geldoff had it all wrong, all he had to do was build a few shops.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:39, 5 replies)
Apostrophes, and much else besides.*sigh*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:31,
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The spectacular grammar of this makes it more upsetting than seeing your mum.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:51,
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I gave your mum's, my addressand she Sent me a post card.
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.Yeti., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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Is your boss Jeremy Clarkson?.
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