IgnoranceI once was in a programming class where the task was "build a calculator". A student did one with buttons 1, 2, 3 all the way up to about 25 and then ran out of space on the screen. We've asked this before but liked it so much we're asking again: What's the best example of ignorance you've encountered?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:30)
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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Don't wanna click?Your client has a budget of up to $100, in exchange for which:
"I need someone to program me a new OS (Operasting System) that looks different than Ms Windows XP etc. but has the same style. It does not need to run on a mac but all the other PCs. It's supposed to have a stylish look with clear edges etc. And ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A REDESIGNED WINDOWS as I'm going to sell that operating system later on.
These are some important points :
It should have ALL THE FEATURES that Windows Xp Professional has.
ALL the files that run on Windows XP ust also run on the BlueOrb OS.
It must have a very user-friendly interface (like MS WINDOWS XP)
When it gets Installed, the user needs to insert a serial number.
It HAS to be HACKER SAFE!
It must be quick and good looking."
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:37,
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I'd certainlybe looking for the higher range of payment for that.
$20 just doesn't really cut it. I'd hold out for at least $90 before I lifted a finger.
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Holy fuck, that's so retarded I can't even tell if it's a scam or the guy is actually serious.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:38,
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its just some moronWho thinks he has an awesome idea thats never been conceived before, and wants other people to do the work for him. Happens all the time. "were gonna make a new google, but better!" Etc
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That said, $100 goes a lot further over there than it does in the west.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 16:06,
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did you spot this on thedailywtf?The link was purple already, see?
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Nice :)I'd code it for $100... Would need the money up front and would be essential that I work to my own timetable. I'd be ready to make a start on the project in about 95 years time.
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