IgnoranceI once was in a programming class where the task was "build a calculator". A student did one with buttons 1, 2, 3 all the way up to about 25 and then ran out of space on the screen. We've asked this before but liked it so much we're asking again: What's the best example of ignorance you've encountered?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:30)
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She didn't follow politics (pearoast)In the 1990s, my brother used to go out with a woman from South Africa. For her birthday one year he bought her tickets to see INXS in London. She was so excited that she was literally bouncing off the pub walls. Her nice-but-dim friend, Sue, wasn't impressed by Laura's overexcited display.
'Calm down Laura, it's only a concert for Christ's sake.'
Laura replied, 'Sue, I've never been to a big concert before. I grew up in South Africa. We had sanctions. Remember?'
Sue thought for a moment, then replied, 'Oh right. So what's sanctions then? Is it a nightclub?'
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ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 16:41,
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"she was literally bouncing off the pub walls".In line with this week's subject, "really?"
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Ghoti Fingers, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 17:12,
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Yes. Correct use of 'literally'.She was indeed bouncing from wall to wall. Excitement and alcohol probably played a part.
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ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 23:10,
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I logged out for this?I demand a refund.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 17:41,
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*Gives refund to brayn from the bank of go fuck yourself*
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 19:29,
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Definitely not upset enough to start following me around replying to virtually all of my posts.Nope.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:36,
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Sadly, TMT's responses are just generic trolling.(, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:41, closed)
Sadly you are the sort of pussy to block someone then bitch about them plmdz.(, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:27, closed)
What was that?Wah wah waH wah wah? Sorry don't understand your whinging language my old china plate.
The best thing is that I can log on B3ta at any time or day and you are still on here posting your boring repetitive bollocks. Your family must be so proud, (if they ever get a chance from fucking goats to think about you.)
*I like the fact pldz/rory block me and then still bitch about me.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 8:47,
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