BBC olympic pundits
There's no er in athletes and yet at least one in three seemed to find one in the middle of the word.
(unclestinky, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 0:20, 5 replies)

I am very symPERthetic
My wife came in to see me swearing at the telly. It was a special 5 minutes "how to Athletes get their heads in gear mini documentary filler before the athletics started. I believe the presenter was a professor of sports science or something (sorry, sumfink). Every other word was athERletes. I was screaming by the end.

Mind you, that George wotsit who pretends to be an architect to do some house renovation programme calls his own profession that of being an "artitect". My inlaws do it too and I now have bitten bottom lip syndrome.

And don't get me started on the times my mother in law has said that she had to get "acrossed the road" or how she had to put the seat belt "acrossed her." Acrossed! That's not even a word.

Aaaaaaargh
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:42, closed)

It's ironical.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:00, closed)

Aaah, *ATHERLETES*!!
I was sitting here thinking "Athlerts? I've not heard anyone call them that..."
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 23:43, closed)

I find
it particularly irritating during the World Cup too.
(dchurch bah, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:49, closed)

Footerballers?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:02, closed)