Ignorance
I once was in a programming class where the task was "build a calculator". A student did one with buttons 1, 2, 3 all the way up to about 25 and then ran out of space on the screen. We've asked this before but liked it so much we're asking again: What's the best example of ignorance you've encountered?
( , Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:30)
I once was in a programming class where the task was "build a calculator". A student did one with buttons 1, 2, 3 all the way up to about 25 and then ran out of space on the screen. We've asked this before but liked it so much we're asking again: What's the best example of ignorance you've encountered?
( , Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:30)
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Then do you really understand the sentence or it's structure fatty fucker?
You probably don't know about spooning as your missus takes up the whole bed.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:47, 1 reply)
You probably don't know about spooning as your missus takes up the whole bed.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:47, 1 reply)
So to summarise.
BD is gay because he likes cutlery and my missus is fat?
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BD is gay because he likes cutlery and my missus is fat?
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That's what I got from it too.
I think MT should've concentrated on the fact that you are both annoying, super-critical, divisive non-contributors.
But that's just me.
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I think MT should've concentrated on the fact that you are both annoying, super-critical, divisive non-contributors.
But that's just me.
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With more posts in last week's 'best of' than the pair of you put together.
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Aint you the dogs danglies AB
Most people still think you are a pillock though.
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Most people still think you are a pillock though.
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So, you're basically admitting to being less popular than me here, what with no people voting you up ever?
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Cause that's my goal in life too.
When I reach that pinnacle - I can die a happy man.
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When I reach that pinnacle - I can die a happy man.
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Yeah, but if TMT ever once made sense or said something witty the universe would implode.
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And wah
Well I get enough mails saying people like what I am doing so I wont stop.
Plus your impotent rages are so gratifying to watch.
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Well I get enough mails saying people like what I am doing so I wont stop.
Plus your impotent rages are so gratifying to watch.
( , Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:20, closed)
I get mails saying what a massive penis I've got and how I'm totally handsome and I should leave WW and have a meaningless fling with them and everything.
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Yeah sorry about that.
It was just a phase I was going through.
Although I think they were meant to say what a massive penis YOU ARE not Have.
*I've got to go ENJOY MY LIFE ™ for a while offline, please leave your impotent rages until I am back.
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It was just a phase I was going through.
Although I think they were meant to say what a massive penis YOU ARE not Have.
*I've got to go ENJOY MY LIFE ™ for a while offline, please leave your impotent rages until I am back.
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and those ones are in between all the ones I get telling me how I'm totally better than you and I should run b3ta and not Rob.
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Well your not as racist admittedly.
But would you have time doing it with the amount of your day you are spent crushed below WW or lost in her folds?
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But would you have time doing it with the amount of your day you are spent crushed below WW or lost in her folds?
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And then of course there's the gazzes I get from the mods saying 'go on, see how upset you can make Ringo and MT today'
They're mostly from Scaryduck, mind.
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They're mostly from Scaryduck, mind.
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The Goat told me that you and Scary are the same person and that he uses the AB account to vent his frustrations on b3tans at having a small winkie.
You use the upset online card again and again you old one trick pony you.
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It's a good job you haven't mentioned my missus being fat, otherwise this might look like a massive case of Self Awareness Failure here.
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To the tune of "My Bonny lies over the ocean"
The lurkers support me in email,
I'm clearly correct they agree!
The lurkers support me in email,
just nowhere that others can see.
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The lurkers support me in email,
I'm clearly correct they agree!
The lurkers support me in email,
just nowhere that others can see.
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Actually it turns out I'm half-remembering something from Usenet
barb.velvet.com/humor/lurkers.html
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barb.velvet.com/humor/lurkers.html
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