Yay!
One for the ladies.


Come on girls......let's tell them what bleeding is all about.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:52, 12 replies)

It's not just the bleeding
it's the "thirteen times a year without dying" that freaks them out!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:53, closed)

Can I speak on behalf of the men of B3ta...

When I say Eeeuuuuuuuwwwww.

Keep it to yourselves, ladies. It's bad enough we have to put up with the moods etc but we definitely don't want the gory details about when you're 'on the bench'

thank you.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:55, closed)

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH!!!! *manic laugh*
Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:56, closed)

@Pooflake
What? Like stories about clots and stuff? :)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:56, closed)

Pooflake
keep that up and I will take it one step further .... with a childbirth story.

You have been warned!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:57, closed)

*bokes*

*bokes again*

*plots revenge*

*bokes again*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:00, closed)

@CHCB
You mean the clots that come out that look like springy red jelly type stuff?
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:08, closed)

BGB
My friends and I refer to those as "slugs"
( wanderlust, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:13, closed)

Fire away all you want ladies
I'm immune. Generally. Every time Tourette's is up on blocks I get a running commentary and am subject to her random thought processes and trying to put washing in the fridge.

Even Sweary Juniors savvy to her cycle now. One day she was stumbling over her words and her train of thought just went completely. "mum", he asked her earnestly, "you're up on blocks aren't you"?

"Yes"

"I can tell..."
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:31, closed)

I'd just like to say
that despite being a gobby, opinionated, TMI, girl-of-the-world, this is the first time I've discussed menstrual clotting with anyone I know. How liberating!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:32, closed)

from newsletter 2
www.associatedcontent.com/article/280931/vanessa_tiegs_menstrual_blood_painting.html

oh dear god!
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:37, closed)

you men are such wusses!
you probably don't want to know that the gravy they sell in my local chippy is so thick and lumpy that my mate refers to it as onion-flavoured blood clots.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 2:40, closed)