I used to have trouble telling which wii mote was player one
Then we had a burglary, and I was playing no more heroes at the time, so I went after the bastard by punching through some double glazing. This was with the wiimote in my hand at the time.

I ended up with a few cool scars, my mum got a new laptop, and the wiimote for player one now has suspicious brown stains on the strap.

Edit: At one point one of these jumped out at me from the cupboard. It broke, but I got distracted and didn't clean it up. Later on I went back into the kitchen to get some toast, and trod in a large piece of the glass. It went into the centre of my foot, it went in about half a cm.

After I'd stopped hopping on the other foot, going "ow, ow, ow, ow." I pulled the piece of glass out, and walked upstairs to my parents and asked what I should do.

I'd ended up trailing blood all over the kitchen and up the stairs, and when I washed my foot in the shower (according to their orders) it did look quite psycho like. It was all quite fun though.

I've noticed glass does create the largest amount of blood with the smallest wound.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 20:10, 2 replies)

try working with glass all day
i come home with over a hundred cuts all over my hands a week. (even worse when glass dust gets in cuts. the skin goes rock solid for months)
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 20:45, closed)

Wiimotes
Erm, the lights do make it fairly obvious which one is which though - would've been easier to look at them rather than glass yourself chasing scrotes!
(Rogerthepussy, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:26, closed)