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Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Lunar Jim has reminded me
A friend when he was younger eventually realised he had phimosis. For those of you who can't be bothered to read it, it basically means that the hole in the top of your tadger is too small to pass over your erect cock. Which is understandably incredibly painful.

So, at the grand old age of 15, he decided that something needed to be done. But how do you alert your quite strict Yorkshire parents to your willy woe? Well, you don't. And this is how he came to operate on himself.

Apparently he got hold of a scalpel, and started trying to cut a larger hole. For those of you who have had this done, you'll know that without free movement of the foreskin, it adheres to the head of your cock, which means that it needed to be sliced away from his bellend.

Cue copious amounts of blood, and a first ever orgasm as he broke free.

To give him his due, there's not a scar in sight :)
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:25, 5 replies)
Thanks to this and Lunar Jim's post
my toes are almost completely embedded in the soles of my feet they've curled that much...
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:18, closed)
My willy is now hiding.
Jesus that's eye-watering. Have a clicky.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:38, closed)
he had an orgasm... while cutting his foreskin away with a scalpel?

Whatever floats your boat I suppose
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:01, closed)
What. A. Man
Having assisted at circumcisions, I'm impressed.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:35, closed)
Fuck. Me.
What a legend.

*click* for a phenomenally deranged ex.
Living in Yorkshire, I think his parents would approve of the do-it-yourself ethic.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:54, closed)

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