BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Unbeknown to meI was coerced into having sex with my girlfriend whilst she was on.
After the deed, I looked down and saw a truly horrific sight.
That's when I knew it was ova.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:06, 7 replies)
Not another Aunt Flo story I thought......until I realised it was a fine crack at a QOTW bad pun.
Have a click.
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Awesome*click*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:19, closed)
Technically...In the interests of strict accuracy it would be "an ovum" usually, but somehow I think it wouldn't have the same ring to it...
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:21, closed)
^^Hence the 'usually' qualifier ;-)
Was she Russian? - "There's something red coming out of your mimsy, Ananova", hur hur.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:42, closed)
a pun of apeloverage proportionsNicely done!
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:27,
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dont you meanit was vulva
sorry
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:51,
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