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Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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So I might as well drag this one out again, as I will never tire of regretting it:
I was 17, she was 17, we were going out. We fooled around an awful lot, but she said she was saving herself for marriage.

One evening, she lay across me, wearing only my shirt, completely unbuttoned, and whispered to me as she bit my ear "Screw me ... "

Having two older sisters who had instructed me to be careful when I came of age that I didn't make a girl feel used and dirty, and thinking of myself as an honourable young gentleman, I refused.

So she dumped me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:35, 14 replies)
I'm pretty sure I've said this before
but you nobhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:40, closed)
Oh dear.
You might as well surrender your testicles.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:04, closed)
To whom?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:09, closed)
Three really ought to be some sort of responsible body for this sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:21, closed)
Why them?
They're a shit mobile phone network. What makes you think they'd be any better at testicle storage?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 20:33, closed)
what are you, a eunuch?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:09, closed)
I was foolishly idealistic, it's true.
Now I don't care about anyone else's feelings other than my own.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:12, closed)
^This
He has left me feeling dirty and used on numerous occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:26, closed)
and yet you keep letting him

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:33, closed)

letting asking
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:40, closed)
passive aggressive lols

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:31, closed)
Are there any other sort of lols?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:40, closed)
oh, yes
but they're all mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:16, closed)
hehe
probably only marginally less disappointing than the screwing you'd have given her :P
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:40, closed)

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