Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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A short, dull list:- on announcing that I was quitting university and returning home, my then employers offered me a full-time, department manager position. Who knows what dizzy heights of high street retail, I could have risen to?
- turned down an IT job offer, on the grounds that the company was based in Stevenage. Seriously, fuck Stevenage.
- turned down the opportunity to front a band, whilst at university. Probably wouldn't have led anywhere, but I regret saying "no".
- women who have told me that they would have quite liked to have slept with me. Why couldn't they have been more forward at the time?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:08,
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Not really.We could bulldoze it and they could all move to baldock or Milton Keynes.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 19:19,
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