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Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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I saw ITV Newscaster Lucy Meacock
out shopping in Chester one time. I, still to this day regret not pointing to my crotch and shouting "LUCY! Me COCK?"
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 19:34, 5 replies)
You mean, "LUCY! I am a cock"

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 20:42, closed)
well yeah
if I'd have seen her around the time of The Phantom Menace, I could have yelled "Lucy Me's a COCK!" in a hilarious Jar Jar accent too, but that never happened.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 22:53, closed)

(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 7:22, closed)

Upon meeting Richard Wilson, a.k.a. Victor Meldrew

Father Ted: You know what he'd love? He'd really love it if someone came up to him and said his catchphrase.
Father Dougal: Oh, yeah, Ted! He'd love that! You should definitely do that.
Father Ted: Should I?
Father Dougal: Oh, yeah. I'd say no-one ever does that to him. He'll think you're hilarious. You know, this is one of those times where I'm absolutely, one hundred million percent sure that you'll be doing the right thing. I can safely say that you definitely, definitely won't regret doing that.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:10, closed)
that is excellent, you should try to make that into a radio 4 thing. How does it go on?

(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 21:02, closed)

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