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Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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So I went round to Dennis Hopper's house for tea
and we were having tuna - lot's of it, fresh from the insanely hot griddle.

Blah blah, I blew the biggest Hopper's Tuna Tea or something, I can't be arsed making it work properly.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 19:41, 3 replies)
I doubt Dennis Hopper would give you and your puns house room.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 20:42, closed)
Don't you fucking looking at me!
Sorry, I couldn't resist :)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 0:20, closed)
I appreciate the ef

(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 8:25, closed)

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